Being told I have the best taste in music is like the best compliment you could give me
- Friend: So what did you do last night?
- Me: OMG I slept with my boyfriend!
- Friend: WHAT!? You have a boyfriend!? Who is it?
- Me: My bed.
It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making
i dont want a job i just want paychecks
started from the bottom and i was somehow able to get lower
perks of dating me: u will be the hot one